"I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement." ~Calvin Coolidge

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Silly Sunday

Since starting my blog Aza’s Dad has shared with me a lot of funny articles and jokes, some of which I’ve posted here. Aza and I thought it would be a good idea to start a weekly installment here on Glock N’ Cuffs called “Silly Sunday” so I could share them with you. Please note: I have no concept of “PC”. So here’s what we are going to do; each Sunday I will post a funny article, story, joke etc. If you would like to participate, send me your funny or feel free to share it in the comments. If you email it to me I will post it (assuming it’s not sexually explicit or crammed with obscenities) along with a link to your blog so folks can take a look at your work.

Hopefully this will start your work week out with a guffaw.

I am going to start it with something that I think you will enjoy courtesy of Aza’s dad…

Top 10 reasons why there are no thug NASCAR drivers:


# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THUGS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR.............

#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.



I’m Out And We’ll Talk Later!

8 comments:

For The People said...

That was great! I got to watch Saturdays race in the NASCAR Cafe in Orlando this weekend! Pretty cool>

Mrs. Who said...

LMBO! It took my husband awhile to stop laughing at #2 so I could read #1...then he laughed so hard he had tears...

5150Wife said...

rotfl

#7 is SO true!

I can't believe "thugs" like that don't realize how comical they look.

Officer "Smith" said...

I like it!!

Big Poppa said...

HA HA HA HA! LMAO! Love it!

Aza said...

No submissions “crammed with obscenities”?

Hmmm, well I got nothin’!

You do realize that the more you encourage my dad, the more he's going to blow up your inbox, right?

Berserk said...

Nice...

kvegas911 said...

Bwah ha ha *snort*