"I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement." ~Calvin Coolidge

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Where do these "people" come from?

I often wonder about people sometimes; why they do the things they do. I got a call about a guy in the woods watching children as they got off the school bus. I didn’t have a back up, so off I go, thinking the whole way there about what I am fixing to get into. This area that I was dispatched to was surrounded by woods with a dirt road between the wood line. I arrive at the scene and get out of my car a block away so I can sneak up on this guy, hopefully catching him in the act of doing something illegal. I am walking up to the location that I think he is in when all of a sudden I see something move in the woods about 15 feet in front of me. I have no idea if this guy is armed so I arm myself, slowly making my way forward into the woods. I see him, but he hasn’t seen me yet so I take a position of cover and start giving some commands to exit the woods, making sure that his hands are where I can see them at all times. I notice that this guy is shuffling his feet a mile a minute, I’m thinking what the heck is this guy doing?! I am steady giving orders and he is steady shuffling those feet with his hands at about eye level, raised in the air. He is now getting closer, I see why he is shuffling. This disgusting pervert is screaming at me now, “Please officer, please don’t shoot me I’m unarmed!!!” I keep telling him to shuffle his behind right on over to me. Finally his little shuffling perverted self makes it to me, I stand there in complete shock not believing what I am looking at!

Standing in front of me is a grown man, very clean cut. This man has nothing on the lower half of his body but a pair of women’s pantyhose. Oh and the best part? The crotch has been cut out to have easy access to his genital area! You wanna know why he was shuffling?

Well let me just tell you all about it. He had a pair of women’s high heel come pump me shoes on, with a small set of handcuffs attached to the straps of the shoes! In his hair he had a fake flower tucked behind his ear. His ugly pimpled face was covered with eye shadow and make up. The only thing I could do was try not to vomit or kick the hell out of this guy. I snatched him up, drug him to the car and shoved him in disgust into the back of the police car.

I took him to jail just the way he was, crotchless pantyhose and all. I later found out that he was married, with children, studying to become a minister!

What on earth would cause a man with children, a wife and a supposed calling from God to be in the woods dressed like Rue Paul, masturbating as children walk by!!!! It never ceases to amaze me, you just never know who you may come in contact with.

I’m Out And We’ll Talk Later!

9 comments:

Berserk said...

Holy shit! That's one you don't hear every day. I bet that he was a hit at the jail...

Kojak said...

Hey, I can tell you it was sight!When I got him in the salley port of the jail and he got out the place erupted! Thanks for stopping by. Be Safe Out There !!

Fire Fox said...

We used to have a half-way house in our little hicksville town back when I was a kid.(early 70's) These folks were allowed to roam unsupervised, until one day they found one of the male patients wearing one of my swim suits he'd stolen off the clothes line...hiding up on the RR tracks. Oh they said he was harmless, but I don't recall seeing any of the patients "roaming" around town much after that. Local law enforcement beefed up the "watch" and kept the heat on the owners of the house to keep a closer eye on the patients. Just wondering how many other "homes" had similar "unreported" incidents. Back during that era alot of the state hospitals closed, forcing some of the truly sick folks to move out into half-way houses. Nowadays, the focus is on Out-patient services. Makes you wonder just what will happen to your Rue Paul. Seems to me he should be confined and kept away from those he may harm. Do you suppose they'll lock him up or send him to outpatient counseling?

Aza said...

Fire Fox brings forth a good question. What will our system do with him?

I’ve got to commend you on your restraint- I would’ve beat that pervs ass!

Kojak said...

Fire Fox Thanks for stopping by! I can tell you that we also have these types of residencies, they as well are not monitored that closely. When these homes are in areas that are populated with the upper class nearby, they don't last, simply because these folks wont have these "types" in their neighborhood, so they are forced out. I can tell you that this gentleman had no previous record, he was sentenced to time served and released with no conditions. The charge would have been more severe if I would have had a juvenile victim involved. I'm really happpy honestly that a child was not involved. I appreciate your comment.

Aza, You know me better than anybody! You know I got a little dig in somewhere !! XOXOXOXO!

Liz said...

There goes a child rapist in the making. What a sick... well, I've been trying not to swear.

Nice grab.

Mrs. "Smith" said...

Sick, sad world...I've been trying to get my kids, especially the older one, realize there are some real sickos out there. Not all adults can be trusted. That is a hard concept to get across to a kid who has been surrounded by "safe" people his whole life so far. Watching him walk out the door to ride his bike or scooter, my heart is in my throat and I memorize what he's wearing. Being a cop is tough, but try being a parent.

Kojak said...

Liz I felt the same way, I just wonder if his wife had any clue before she married him, makes you wonder. I'm thinking she didn't. Thanks for stopping by! Be Safe!

Mrs.SmithI certainly would agree that we do live in a sick world!I am glad that you are so mindful and aware of your children. It's ashame that more parents aren't like you and Officer*Smith*. Thanks for stopping by. Be Safe!

Angie said...

No conditions??? In the state i'm in you can get on the sex offender registry for urinating in public. I think that that is a misuse, but that guy should have at least got probabtion or mandatory counseling considering there was children involved. And what about his own children. That is a predator.