"I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement." ~Calvin Coolidge

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Silly Sunday

Welcome to another installment of “Silly Sunday”!

To recap Silly Sunday, each Sunday I will post a funny article, story, joke etc. If you would like to participate, send me your funny or feel free to share it in the comments. If you email it to me I will post it (assuming it’s not sexually explicit or crammed with obscenities) along with a link to your blog so folks can take a look at your work.

This weeks submission was sent in by Old NFO who is retired Navy over at Nobody Asked Me…. Thank you for your service to our country, sir and thanks for the submission!

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Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women....

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat' ? ?

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN ! !


I’m Out And We’ll Talk Later!

8 comments:

Still Stacy said...

HAHAHA!! How appropriate. I took my girlfriends to the range today to play with my guns. Yes, I said play. You LEO types hate it when civilians say stuff like that. It's fun, it's a physical activity; therefore it's play. But my .32 wouldn't work. Bummer; have to figure it out.

Officer "Smith" said...

Actually,I believe you can trade your .44 for TWO .22's.

Aza said...

Hmmm, I've got dibs on next Sunday. I think I'll submit one for the ladies.

*Goddess* said...

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

That one doesn't count cuz I know some guys who are more than happy to let you sleep with their girl. Yuck.

COPPER said...

Hahaha, You've got a great little blog here-- but dammit I wish I'd have thought of this thread on Guns vs. Women!

Old NFO said...

Thanks for the credit Kojak!

Kojak said...

StillStacy Hey you can call it whatever you want it beats working right. Hopefully you have figured out whats up with your 32. Thanks for stopping by!

OfficerSmith Ohhh your a bad man Smitty ! Be Safe this week !

Aza Sweety Sunday is all yours!!!!

Goddess Your not getting my gun and yout damn sure not gettin my woman!

Copper Hey thanks, I am glad you stopped by. I know you will find a funny!


OldNfo Hey anytime I aapreciate you sending me the funny> Folks are diggin it. Have a great week.

Still Stacy said...

I figured it out. I'm kind of upset with myself for not remembering. My two other pistols cock when close the slide, not my .32. Duh.