Welcome to another installment of “Silly Sunday”!
To recap Silly Sunday, each Sunday I will post a funny article, story, joke etc. If you would like to participate, send me your funny or feel free to share it in the comments. If you email it to me I will post it (assuming it’s not sexually explicit or crammed with obscenities) along with a link to your blog so folks can take a look at your work.
This weeks submission was sent in by Old NFO who is retired Navy over at Nobody Asked Me…. Thank you for your service to our country, sir and thanks for the submission!
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Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women....
#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat' ? ?
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN ! !
I’m Out And We’ll Talk Later!
About Me
- Kojak
- Florida, United States
- I have been a police officer in a major Florida city for the last 27 years. I was staring down the barrel of retirement and quite frankly it was pretty scary considering my wife of 7 years filed for a divorce in July of 07! I absolutely love my job and am looking forward to continuing this career in a smaller department that borders our city. I am blessed with three people in my life that have really stepped up to the plate and taken great care of me through this very difficult time. One of which got me into this whole blogging thing. I can honestly say that if it had not been for them I am not sure where I would be today. So, barring the divorce, I am a very happy man with some awesome people in my life. Well, that is just a little about me and what is going on in my world, so stand by and we will get to know each other. Hopefully I can provide some laughs in your world because believe me I have some serious venting, ranting and raving to do! As I say good bye I will quote one of the three mentioned above, a gentleman that I call my "dad", "We will talk later"!
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8 comments:
HAHAHA!! How appropriate. I took my girlfriends to the range today to play with my guns. Yes, I said play. You LEO types hate it when civilians say stuff like that. It's fun, it's a physical activity; therefore it's play. But my .32 wouldn't work. Bummer; have to figure it out.
Actually,I believe you can trade your .44 for TWO .22's.
Hmmm, I've got dibs on next Sunday. I think I'll submit one for the ladies.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
That one doesn't count cuz I know some guys who are more than happy to let you sleep with their girl. Yuck.
Hahaha, You've got a great little blog here-- but dammit I wish I'd have thought of this thread on Guns vs. Women!
Thanks for the credit Kojak!
StillStacy Hey you can call it whatever you want it beats working right. Hopefully you have figured out whats up with your 32. Thanks for stopping by!
OfficerSmith Ohhh your a bad man Smitty ! Be Safe this week !
Aza Sweety Sunday is all yours!!!!
Goddess Your not getting my gun and yout damn sure not gettin my woman!
Copper Hey thanks, I am glad you stopped by. I know you will find a funny!
OldNfo Hey anytime I aapreciate you sending me the funny> Folks are diggin it. Have a great week.
I figured it out. I'm kind of upset with myself for not remembering. My two other pistols cock when close the slide, not my .32. Duh.
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