"I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement." ~Calvin Coolidge

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Silly Sunday

Time doesn’t stand still for anybody; I only have 10 more working days until I retire! I can’t believe it is time already. I am processing with another agency. I have to go Monday {tomorrow} morning to take a polygraph and a crazy test so wish me luck on both!!! I will let you know what happens. Now on to Silly Sunday…

To recap Silly Sunday, each Sunday I will post a funny article, story, joke etc. If you would like to participate, send me your funny or feel free to share it in the comments. If you email it to me I will post it (assuming it’s not sexually explicit or crammed with obscenities) along with a link to your blog so folks can take a look at your work.

This weeks submission is courtesy of Aza’s dad. He doesn’t have a blog but you don’t have to have one to submit something for Silly Sunday. Thanks dad!


Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

I’m Out And We’ll Talk Later!


Anonymous said...

The last one is so true!

Berserk said...

Have fun with the poly and the shrink!

*Goddess* said...

Ok, you're the only person I know who is busy trying to find another job while he's retiring;) Geez, at least take a couple WEEKS off..LOL!